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deviants, sluts, whores, sexpots

April 26, 2007

sabbatical

as of today – 26 April 2007 – WIH is going on an offical/unoffical sabbatical.

What does this mean? don’t look for any regular updates (like there has been). It has been fun – c’ya around.

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uprooted

February 28, 2007

welcome to wood’s new forest!

I am still busy trimming the underbursh and getting things in order, but in the meantime my first post in the new digs is below. Please update your links, bookmarks, etc. and enjoy.

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WTF???

February 15, 2007

So HNT or just a bad hair day?

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Wankin’ Sunday

January 29, 2007

A little late for HNT, but is it ever too late for a naughty picture?

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Missing

January 26, 2007

Wood has been missing, my wood has been missing.

Lots of things have been missing as of late. Life is turing into a romper room as Wood gets ready to be Papa Wood.

Last night, I got my iPod working once again. It has been down since before Christmas. I miss my music and G reminding me all of this is for me, not the voyuers who get off on my literal musings. *even though i like it as much as you do my sluts*

It seems a roadblock has been overcome and the finger in the dkye (mmmmm – she taste good) won’t hold much longer.

A new year of horniness is upon us. Ok, I may be a little slow out of the gate, but better late then never.

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times a day

January 25, 2007

the average female rat has sex 22 times a day.

why wasn’t I born a rat?

or was I?

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your turn

January 12, 2007

I kneel before you as you sit the in chair. your hands kneed your tits, pinching your nipples. pulling at them as if commanding them to get harder. your eyes lock as you swing one leg over the arms of the chair and then the second. as your ass slides down towards the edge of the chari, your thong tugs up against that pussy of yours. the outlines of your lips. so wet I can watch the spot on your thong, watch the spot grow not only darker, but larger, spreading out; like your legs.

I nibble my way up your leg. each bite getting close to your crotch, each bite getting hard and stinging a little more.

“rub your pussy for me”

I watch your fingers out line your vulva, circling around your whole pussy. then barely pressing your finger down as I watch it run up and then down your slit. I watch your finger drift back up towards your clit, stopping and then your finger begins to grind against it. your wet spot growing ever larger.

my teeth clamp against your inner thigh. i look up to see your body stiffen and your nipples get even harder. By time i bite your other tigh you feel the leather against your calf and realize you can’t move your legs as they are tight against the legs of the chair.

my smirk meets your snarl.

I wrap your collar around your neck, cinching it tight.

“hands on the arms of the chair slut” i growl in your ear “your pleasure is now mine”

your hands retreat the the rests of the chair, gripping them tight.

i shove my knukle into the wet spot of your panties. your back arches and hips try and thrust forward.

i pull out my blade and snake it between your skin and panites. one quick jerk releases on legs. i glide it over and again jerk it against the other side. The front falls aways and show me your swollen and redden pussy, glistening in the light of the room.

i use my thumbs to spread apart the folds of your cunt, taking my time to admire it. my fingers tug at your lips, tugging at them. I dip my head down to smell your sex. i want to taste you but don’t want to give you the satisifaction, not just yet.

I watch your legs try and clamp against my head, holding me close to the pussy of yours, holding me down until you cum as hard and as long as you want to. Then I get to see the pained look on your face as you realize once again, your legs are going no where.

your hand reach down to grab mine. I quickly slap them away and in a nasty tone “where did I tell you to put them?” and I bit down hard on the soft, flesh part of your crotch, just where your inner thigh and pussy meet. Your quiet yelp lets me know I have bitten hard enough for now.

your hands retreat back the arms of the chair.

I stare at your crimnson red pussy, as it aches to be touched.

my fingers rub against it, smearing your juices over your skin. I finger tip dips in your enterance, teasing you. I reach back my hand and spank your pussy with my hand. your body jerks not expecting the stinging, pleasurable feeling. my fingers gentley rub your pussy, soothing it once again. Only to feel my hand removed and slapped down on it again.

I lower my head between your legs, inhaling the musky smell of your pussy. With my tongue I start at your ass and lick my way to your clit. I can feel your body tense as my tongue makes its way up your slit. With your moan, I spank your pussy one more time.

My fingers tug at your swollen lips. Your pretty cunt is soaked.

I ease one of my fingers into your wet hole.

“Does my little slut want to get off? She feels like she does. How bad you do want to cum bitch?” I coo at you. My single digit fucking your pulsing pussy. I can feel it squeezing my finger, attempting to keep it deep inside you.

I slip in a second finger. I watch your cum drip down your pussy and towards your ass.

I pull out my fingers and drop my head between your legs. My fingers spreading your pussy lips apart.

I look up to see one hand holding your breast, the other tangled in your hair. i allow you this pleasure as I push four fingers up into you, my thumb rubbing against your clit. as i feel your muscles tense against my fingers i know you are getting close.

at the same time i yank my fingers out of you i bite down on your inner thigh, my teeth clamping and twisting. I look up to see you hands grabbing the arms of the chair once again. I lean back to look at the snarl on your face, the flush color over your chest, and your knuckles white from holding the chair so tight.

I lean back stroking myself, rubbing my precum over the head of my cock. watching your body twitch and strain for some relief from its restraint – both mental and physical.

your chest heaves as i begin to ravage your pussy once again. i purse my lips and suck in your clit, my fingers entering both your ass and twat at the same time. my tongue and lips tease and taunt your clit. your gasps turn into moans.

my fingers feel your pussy tighten their grip. you can’t be far away now. you are so wet, each time you squeeze your cunt around them it feels like you are pushing them out. your ass tighten with each stroke also, trying to pinch my fingers in two.

i look up to see your head rolling back and forth. your hands once again on your tits, kneeding and pinching them. i enjoy the show so decided not to punish you this time. your legs strain to move. my fingers begin to saw in and out of you. the pace of my fucking picking up with each stroke. your eyes are scrunched shut.

at first you don’t even notice the straps removed from your legs. once you do, your hands are pushing my head deeper into your crotch, your legs wrapped around my neck, the heels of your feet beating my back.

the moans are now morphing into yelps and yells. i force my fingers up in you, feeling the wall of your pussy. my thumb grinding against your clit. my tongue lapping at any juices that flow around my digits. your nails dig into my scalp, pusing my head down harder.

with a final groan, your legs squeeze my head, your nails scrape my scalp, your hips thrust into my face. i relish the feel of your body tensing and relaxing as you cum.

“mmmm – my little slut feel better?”

your only reply is a deep throaty moan and grinding your pussy against my face.

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Her Ass – Part 2

January 8, 2007


I adore being on all fours for you and raise my ass high in the air for your inspection. I look back, watch you slide a finger into my soaked pussy and bring it to my ass. You rub my juices on my tight hole, making me moan in pleasure.

I pull back my finger, smelling it was well as tasting it. “Damn my little slut, like honey tonight.”

I push one finger in your ass as I slide two others into your soaking pussy. Your moans turn into groans as my fingers begin to fuck you. I reach under you and gently tug at your pussy piercing. I can feel both of your holes clenching against my fingers. My cock twitches against you, my precum starting to run down your thigh.

I moan and buck against you, wanting to beg for you cock, but know Im not allowed to speak unless spoken too. I cum hard, my cum dripping down your fingers and soaking the sheets under us. “mmm you cum so fucking good for me slut” you tell me. I gaze at you, begging with my eyes for your cock to fill me up.

I look down at you, the smooth flesh of your back. The rounds cruves of your ass. Admiring your soaked pussy and puckered ass.

I rub my cock up and down your slit. I love watching your head trash from side to side, moans escaping from your throat. I listen to you whisper “fuck me” over and over again.

Without preamble or warning, i shove my cock in your pussy. a yelp comes out of your mouth, but you push back against me, forcing me in even further. I grind my pubic bone against your ass. Your reaches back to grab my balls. We sit motionless for a moment. I can feel your pussy squeeze around my throbbing cock.

I pull out slow and easy only to pound it back into you again. Again you push back to meet my thrusts, grunting each time our skin slaps against each other. I watch as my cock appears and then disappears into your wet cunt. I admire the ring of your cum around it. Your swollen lips wrapped around it not wanting to let go.

You pull forward, my cock slowly sliding out of you. Before you can push back on me, me hands hold your hips; only my cock head inside of you, your pussy pulsing wanting more. While holding you still, I also spread your ass. Staring at your asshole. It puckers, as if it is winking at me.

you reach back and ease a finger in your ass. As your finger sinks deeper, I sink my cock back into you. I can feel your finger between the thin wall of skin.

As you pull out your finger I pull out. Leaning back watching both of your quivering holes, wishing I had two cocks to violate in both at the same time.

I spread your cheeks wide, without preamble or warning; I steadly sink my cock in your ass. Your sphincter flexing as it gets used to me. The louder you groan, the harder I fuck you.

I grab your collar by one of the rings and yank back. You cough as your weight is now leaning against the stiff leather. I reach around and pinch and tug at your clit. I watch as your eyes beging to flutter and body writh. I let go of your collar and wIth an audible moan you collapse forward pulling off of my cock as I was cumming in it. a trickle runs out of it, the rest of spills across your and ass cheeks.

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Part One

December 13, 2006

I turn up the music. it goes from dull background noise to a level where it moves your body. the bass beats against you – us. I can feel it against my cock, can you feel it pulse against your pussy?

i look at you laying there; your collar so perfect, leathers on your wrists and ankles. you spread yourself as I normally like to tie you down. tonight i just smile down at you. you know, i know – you will not move any limb unless I tell you to – ropes or not. your hands are high behind your head, your knees drawn up and spread; your neck arched in anticipation. those pointed nipples with your bars shining under the dim light. i want to see my reflection in them as I see my reflection in your eyes.

I like to make you wait. As much as i just want to plunge myself in that wet and waiting cunt. you would like that too much – i would like that too much.

Your left leg tries to extend, a smack to your inner thigh draws; it back up again. you don’t flinch or make a noise, you only react.

I like to watch as your pussy pulses, twitches with the thought of something penetrating it. your beads of moisture building up on your lips. Just as my cock twitches thinking of sinking into you; my drops of precum seeping out.

i spread my thighs wider to keep yours apart. our eyes lock for a moments as I gaze down your sexy curves. my fingers start feeling you around your throat, squeezing the thick leather collar for a moment. then following down your body. over those full breasts, down your ribs, then over your stomache.

I watch an elbow jerk, a hand tries to move down towards me. you feel your flesh devoid of my touch without warning. I listen to your throaty moan and watch your lips curl at me, your eyes avoid my stare.

“damn baby, my little slut, so wet? so soon? i haven’t even touched you yet” i gently, teasingly coo in your ear, you feeling my warm breath.

i sit back up watching your body a flutter. wanting to move, yearning for some contact, the pleasure you want right now. my cock resting on your mound. it is so beautiful, swollen and red with lust. you want to grind against me, as i want you to grind against me, but you still know better. you are lucky to get away with what you are now. your hips moving in a teasing grind.

i rub my cock against your slit, up and down; circling your clit, up and down again. I plunge in without warning, hearing you gasp and feeling your legs jerk back. your hands jerk down only to snap back into place. I don’t move once in, I just relish the feelings of your pulsing, wet, hot cunt around me.

i look down to watch your face, wincing at first and then warm with pleasure. you open your eyes, locking up at me.

i barely hear your voice over the music, but read your lips “how do you want me baby?”

before my mind can filter the words, my mouth says “in your ass”

my good little slut doesn’t hesitate as you roll over on all fours, your ass high in the air for me. i don’t even have to tie you down to take you. my gaze is locked on your dripping pussy and perfect pink puckered ass.

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Six Wicked Things

December 8, 2006

I got tagged over the weekend – OMG last weekend – so things have been a bit crazy on this end.

OK, lets just get going then.
— PASTE —

be warned, i did not write the following rules. blah blah blah.

THE RULES (modified by grace):
Each player of this game starts with the “6 wicked things about you”. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 wicked things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read your blog

Away we go. . .

6 wicked things about me:

- I can tolerate ignorant people; they still have some capacity to learn and understand in the future. They just need educated. But if they are stupid, there is no help for them, as they have lost all capacity to learn or experience in life. To these people I will not coddle their fragile state of self, they brought their fate upon themselves.

- I get all of the good gossip from around the office. I listen and don’t speak. knowledge is power.

- I have masturbated at my desk for 8 years this Feb. I do this at least once a week. it all started on a kinky bet with J.

- I still get along with all of my exgirlfriends; most were good friends before lovers. We have no problems going out, having a beer, and catching up – save the wife, she hates them all. the webs we all weave. . .

- pickup chicks in church; I have since my confirmation day, T from my group. T and I made out in the church library. how bad can the good girl be? looking at them dresses to the nines, looking hot. thinking about those decent limits she may have, how corruptable is she? to this day, I am at a new church. first chick I flirted with was the pastors daugther. aaaaahhhhhmmmm

- pain I like – metal, a warm searing pain as it glides through the flesh. cold has a special pain all to its own. it is more of a stinging pain. similar to holding your hand over a hot flame. the cold burns just as heat can. And the pain flesh causes to flesh. The rake of her nails down my back, tearing through my skin. *

* wife chews her nails so I have not had the pleasure in over 6 years – WIH makes sad face here.