Tuesday Humor (???)

Remember to VOTE!

Monday sucked!!!!! (and Tuesday is looking much better ). The VeeWee couldn’t go fast enough and the music couldn’t get loud enough. I don’t even feel horny and have tried too, wanted to. So, to cheer myself up, I shall share a joke tonight I heard over the weekend. Tickled me – you?

– The Joke –

A man is sitting across from a lady(?) on a train. She is weaing a skirt and her legs are slightly spread so he can see she isn’t wearing any panties.

Caught between staring and avoiding looking at her, but she notices and asks “it can do tricks, would you like to see?”

“what kind of tricks?” the man asks

“It can wink” as she hikes up her skirt and she makes her pussy wink at him.

Obivously interested the man asks “do you do any other tricks?”

“oh yes, I can blow you a kiss” as she puckers her pussy and blows the man a kiss.

the man is very much aroused at this point.

The lady asks “would you like to put two fingers in my pussy?”

The man responds “it can whistle too?”

OK, slap me later for bad humor. Just make the slap hard *wink*

Tuesday Humor (???)

Remember to VOTE!

Monday sucked!!!!! (and Tuesday is looking much better ). The VeeWee couldn’t go fast enough and the music couldn’t get loud enough. I don’t even feel horny and have tried too, wanted to. So, to cheer myself up, I shall share a joke tonight I heard over the weekend. Tickled me – you?

– The Joke –

A man is sitting across from a lady(?) on a train. She is weaing a skirt and her legs are slightly spread so he can see she isn’t wearing any panties.

Caught between staring and avoiding looking at her, but she notices and asks “it can do tricks, would you like to see?”

“what kind of tricks?” the man asks

“It can wink” as she hikes up her skirt and she makes her pussy wink at him.

Obivously interested the man asks “do you do any other tricks?”

“oh yes, I can blow you a kiss” as she puckers her pussy and blows the man a kiss.

the man is very much aroused at this point.

The lady asks “would you like to put two fingers in my pussy?”

The man responds “it can whistle too?”

OK, slap me later for bad humor. Just make the slap hard *wink*

Next 50 slivers of wood

Wood is always anxious to yank those slivers from your raw flesh. Just give me a holler and glad to help.

100. have the hours for an english degree, but they won’t give it to me – fuckers!
99. Love Mr Bunlge, Faith No More, Helmut, Metallica, skinny puppy, NIN
98. salty sticky taste of blood
97. pooch is a beagle – pure bread, hunting stock, aka
96. clash, lords of acid, the church, goldfrapp, radio 4, meg lee chin (to name a few)
95. seeth when people ask if they can see “XP” run on my Mac Pro
94. 5″ 11″
93. can stick my foot all the way in my mouth (figuratively thank you!)
92. first bdsm fantasy when 13 – had no idea what the fuck bdsm was – mmmmm
91. perfer physical pain to emotional pain
90. I love to go to weddings
89. eat the season of fall and winter with a spoon
87. Pleasure always arives with pain
86. Sagittarius
85. Own 11 Macs – all work
84. invite cold weather and snow
83. want to fuck in the snow once
82. Chairman of the Board, Johnny Cash
81. Physical labor is relaxing to me
80. Hate working at a desk
79. the smell of wood (trees you dirtbags *wink*)
78. nosy, but don’t give up secrets
77. rather listen then talk
76. believe in a heaven and a hell
75. woodworking is a hobby (again, from a real tree not mine)
74. working my wood is also a hobby *wink*
73. enjoy a really good cigar twice a year
72. leather
71. loath dullards (eg. stupid people)
70. love to sleep in Saturday mornings listening to Car Talk
69. knowledge for knowledge sake
68. sex during a thunder storm
67. listening to music is an obession
66. long for open waters where you can’t see pass their horizon’s
65. loud music
64. half a bubble off plumb
63. want to help those not as strong as I or just need a boost
62. no longer talk politics
61. my best friends live no where close to me
60. nature
59. 4 lawn mowers 1 works
58. broke 120mph in my Jetta 02 Nov 06
57. mention I like to drive?
56. the velvet fog
55. listening to your vocalizations during sex
54. never satisfied
53. sounds
52. violent thunderstorms
51. Love my wife

Next 50 slivers of wood

Wood is always anxious to yank those slivers from your raw flesh. Just give me a holler and glad to help.

100. have the hours for an english degree, but they won’t give it to me – fuckers!
99. Love Mr Bunlge, Faith No More, Helmut, Metallica, skinny puppy, NIN
98. salty sticky taste of blood
97. pooch is a beagle – pure bread, hunting stock, aka
96. clash, lords of acid, the church, goldfrapp, radio 4, meg lee chin (to name a few)
95. seeth when people ask if they can see “XP” run on my Mac Pro
94. 5″ 11″
93. can stick my foot all the way in my mouth (figuratively thank you!)
92. first bdsm fantasy when 13 – had no idea what the fuck bdsm was – mmmmm
91. perfer physical pain to emotional pain
90. I love to go to weddings
89. eat the season of fall and winter with a spoon
87. Pleasure always arives with pain
86. Sagittarius
85. Own 11 Macs – all work
84. invite cold weather and snow
83. want to fuck in the snow once
82. Chairman of the Board, Johnny Cash
81. Physical labor is relaxing to me
80. Hate working at a desk
79. the smell of wood (trees you dirtbags *wink*)
78. nosy, but don’t give up secrets
77. rather listen then talk
76. believe in a heaven and a hell
75. woodworking is a hobby (again, from a real tree not mine)
74. working my wood is also a hobby *wink*
73. enjoy a really good cigar twice a year
72. leather
71. loath dullards (eg. stupid people)
70. love to sleep in Saturday mornings listening to Car Talk
69. knowledge for knowledge sake
68. sex during a thunder storm
67. listening to music is an obession
66. long for open waters where you can’t see pass their horizon’s
65. loud music
64. half a bubble off plumb
63. want to help those not as strong as I or just need a boost
62. no longer talk politics
61. my best friends live no where close to me
60. nature
59. 4 lawn mowers 1 works
58. broke 120mph in my Jetta 02 Nov 06
57. mention I like to drive?
56. the velvet fog
55. listening to your vocalizations during sex
54. never satisfied
53. sounds
52. violent thunderstorms
51. Love my wife

mmmmmmm

Yummy wife sex two nights in a row.

Finger lickin’, pussy pounding, delicious husband/wife sex.

That’s all, just being a tease today.

mmmmmmm

Yummy wife sex two nights in a row.

Finger lickin’, pussy pounding, delicious husband/wife sex.

That’s all, just being a tease today.